your work entitled "No Joke" reminds me of a joke I once heard.



once an entire country voted an unintelligent tyrant into office. the country went to war soon after. the economy was destroyed, the people were disgruntled, "terrorism" was around every corner in all sorts of colors and the country was hated by every other country.

four years of misery passed and he was up for re-election...

he was dubiously re-elected by a strong "moral" majority of right-wingers, oil-men and war profiteers.

the people were having trouble sustaining themselves and their families. costs in every aspect of their lives were skyrocketing. the national debt continued to increase with no end in sight...





...I forgot how the rest of the joke went.

you know you've made it.










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being a saint ain't easy. you're on trial for the involuntary manslaughter of a pregnant woman and her unborn child
that was the result of an altercation at a georgia night club.

(I know what you're thinking)

what the hell is a pregnant woman doing at a night club?

my mom met you once, she didn't know who you were.

your religious jokes never bode over well with your audience
because (news flash) people who happen to share your political
views can also be religious.

they don't have to be "spiritual", atheist or agnostic
to be politically open minded. (republicans excluded)

harold and kumar may have made you seem down to earth,
but you're still the biggest douche bag in the world.

grammar seems like a made up last name, "kelsey".
you played a horrible beast.